The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.

I used to think that communing with nature was a healing, positive thing. Now, I think I'd like to commune with other things - like room service and temperature control.

politics and religion in the United States work like the twin grips of a pair of pliers on a critical mass of the masses.

My kids were completely out of control, while I was working fifteen hours a day plus weekends. I screamed a lot, something I'm not particularly proud of, but it was that or firearms.

Excuse the mess but we live here.

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.

Have you heard about the women who stabbed her husband 37 times? I admire her restraint.