Who's elk horn do I have to blow in order to get something to eat around here?

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

Eating cookies that you bake with your grandmother is one of the greatest social steps one must experience in order to grow up into a decent world citizen, in my opinion.

Your body is your instrument, you play it expertly.

I thank God for creating gay men. Because if it wasn't for them, us fat women would have no one to dance with.

Everyone in America (according to my generalizations) is a potential millionaire waiting for his or her big break. I was astonished lately to realize that Americans are definitely believing in and planning for the future, despite the fact that they elected Ronald Reagan twice.

Patriarchy is a bully notion, which if you will notice NEVER attacks a nation that can defend itself. Zionism is patriarchal and sets Judaism on its head.