Who's elk horn do I have to blow in order to get something to eat around here?

I loved comedy all my life. I think it's a real powerful art form.

I've never done anything for money, and that is why I got money. When you do stuff for money, you never get money.

You can really learn from Donahue. I didn't know you could be a woman in a man's body. You go out and you can't parallel park.

Most of the books call Her a He, but I am able to ascertain what is meant, despite that semantic error.

I meditate so I know how to find a peaceful place within to be calm and peaceful.

I simply care nothing for any of your religions, as all three are fundamentally flawed, unlike the Church of Common Sense, right from the start! They call God he instead of she and all three would like to burn me at the stake for saying that!