Being a mother is hard and it wasn't a subject I ever studied.

I always ask the booksellers to look at me and recommend a book; 9 out of 10, they get it right; it’s usually a book about someone dysfunctional. To me bookstores are like brothels of imagination, each book is luring me over going, 'Read me, read me'.

You have to be great friends and make each other laugh. We laugh a lot and neither is jealous of the other.

Only if you're kind to yourself, can you be kind to others.

I never weigh myself, but the brutal truth of television is that they don't employ old people or fat people.

By the time dessert arrives I am usually so drunk, I can't remember what I'm serving.

I am lucky to have good Polish skin that doesn't wrinkle so I might be around for a few years yet.