If I were to die of anything vaguely sex-related or had taken Viagra, you just know there'd be headlines of 'Russell How-hard' in the newspapers.
Russell HowardThe last time I saw African kids this excited, Madonna was at their school with a net.
Russell HowardSome people in England only have their wheelie bins collected once a fortnight. Their suffering is unimaginable.
Russell HowardShe's 80 my nan, what do you want for your birthday? "SHREDDER!! GET ME A SHREDDER!!", what do you want a shredder for? "IDENTITY THEFT!!".
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