I have my ignorance to thank for the few things I know.

Look after your wife; never mind yourself--she'll look after you.

Why is it better to love than be loved? It is surer.

I am in favor of preserving the French habit of kissing the hands of ladies. After all one must start somewhere.

The secret of a good marriage is forgiving your partner for marrying you in the first place.

One says that money doesn't buy happiness. Without a doubt, one was speaking of the money of others.

What probably distorts everything in life is that one is convinced that one is speaking the truth because one says what one thinks.