An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
The secret of a good marriage is forgiving your partner for marrying you in the first place.
Faults of ignorance are excusable only where the ignorance itself is so
You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
What probably distorts everything in life is that one is convinced that one is speaking the truth because one says what one thinks.