Look after your wife; never mind yourself--she'll look after you.
You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
The best way to turn a woman's head is to tell her she has a beautiful profile.
One says that money doesn't buy happiness. Without a doubt, one was speaking of the money of others.
What probably distorts everything in life is that one is convinced that one is speaking the truth because one says what one thinks.
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.