You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
If the birth of a genius resembles that of an idiot, the end of a Havana Corona resembles that of a 5-cent cigar.
What probably distorts everything in life is that one is convinced that one is speaking the truth because one says what one thinks.
Being a Parisian is not about being born in Paris, it is about being reborn there.
I have my ignorance to thank for the few things I know.
Look after your wife; never mind yourself--she'll look after you.