Faults of ignorance are excusable only where the ignorance itself is so

If a playwright is funny, the English look for a serious message, and if he's serious, they look for a joke.

I have my ignorance to thank for the few things I know.

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

What probably distorts everything in life is that one is convinced that one is speaking the truth because one says what one thinks.

If the birth of a genius resembles that of an idiot, the end of a Havana Corona resembles that of a 5-cent cigar.

There are women whose infidelities are the only link they still have with their husbands.