Faults of ignorance are excusable only where the ignorance itself is so

A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands.

Why is it better to love than be loved? It is surer.

I would gladly admit women are superior to men if only they would stop trying to be the same as us.

An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.

If the birth of a genius resembles that of an idiot, the end of a Havana Corona resembles that of a 5-cent cigar.

The others were only my wives. But you, my dear, will be my widow.