If the birth of a genius resembles that of an idiot, the end of a Havana Corona resembles that of a 5-cent cigar.
Two things make the women unforgettable, their tears and their perfume
One says that money doesn't buy happiness. Without a doubt, one was speaking of the money of others.
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Why is it better to love than be loved? It is surer.
If a playwright is funny, the English look for a serious message, and if he's serious, they look for a joke.