The best way to turn a woman's head is to tell her she has a beautiful profile.
The secret of a good marriage is forgiving your partner for marrying you in the first place.
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Find someone to love . . . and, oh, someone to love you.
If the birth of a genius resembles that of an idiot, the end of a Havana Corona resembles that of a 5-cent cigar.
I have my ignorance to thank for the few things I know.