Find someone to love . . . and, oh, someone to love you.
If a playwright is funny, the English look for a serious message, and if he's serious, they look for a joke.
The best way to turn a woman's head is to tell her she has a beautiful profile.
Why is it better to love than be loved? It is surer.
Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness.
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands.