An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
Faults of ignorance are excusable only where the ignorance itself is so
The best way to turn a woman's head is to tell her she has a beautiful profile.
Why is it better to love than be loved? It is surer.
There are women whose infidelities are the only link they still have with their husbands.
You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.