I have my ignorance to thank for the few things I know.
You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
What probably distorts everything in life is that one is convinced that one is speaking the truth because one says what one thinks.
If a playwright is funny, the English look for a serious message, and if he's serious, they look for a joke.
Find someone to love . . . and, oh, someone to love you.
One says that money doesn't buy happiness. Without a doubt, one was speaking of the money of others.