Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness.

The secret of a good marriage is forgiving your partner for marrying you in the first place.

The others were only my wives. But you, my dear, will be my widow.

Two things make the women unforgettable, their tears and their perfume

An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.

One says that money doesn't buy happiness. Without a doubt, one was speaking of the money of others.

Find someone to love . . . and, oh, someone to love you.