Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness.

An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.

I am in favor of preserving the French habit of kissing the hands of ladies. After all one must start somewhere.

You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.

The best way to turn a woman's head is to tell her she has a beautiful profile.

One says that money doesn't buy happiness. Without a doubt, one was speaking of the money of others.

Find someone to love . . . and, oh, someone to love you.