If a playwright is funny, the English look for a serious message, and if he's serious, they look for a joke.

If the birth of a genius resembles that of an idiot, the end of a Havana Corona resembles that of a 5-cent cigar.

I have my ignorance to thank for the few things I know.

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

The secret of a good marriage is forgiving your partner for marrying you in the first place.

An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.

Two things make the women unforgettable, their tears and their perfume