If a playwright is funny, the English look for a serious message, and if he's serious, they look for a joke.

I would gladly admit women are superior to men if only they would stop trying to be the same as us.

Look after your wife; never mind yourself--she'll look after you.

One says that money doesn't buy happiness. Without a doubt, one was speaking of the money of others.

Two things make the women unforgettable, their tears and their perfume

A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands.

Find someone to love . . . and, oh, someone to love you.