Why is it better to love than be loved? It is surer.
You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
I am in favor of preserving the French habit of kissing the hands of ladies. After all one must start somewhere.
The best way to turn a woman's head is to tell her she has a beautiful profile.
I would gladly admit women are superior to men if only they would stop trying to be the same as us.