A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands.
The best way to turn a woman's head is to tell her she has a beautiful profile.
You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
The others were only my wives. But you, my dear, will be my widow.
Find someone to love . . . and, oh, someone to love you.