I would gladly admit women are superior to men if only they would stop trying to be the same as us.
An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
The others were only my wives. But you, my dear, will be my widow.
Find someone to love . . . and, oh, someone to love you.
You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
The secret of a good marriage is forgiving your partner for marrying you in the first place.