The others were only my wives. But you, my dear, will be my widow.
The secret of a good marriage is forgiving your partner for marrying you in the first place.
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Being a Parisian is not about being born in Paris, it is about being reborn there.
Look after your wife; never mind yourself--she'll look after you.
The best way to turn a woman's head is to tell her she has a beautiful profile.