Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn't be done.

The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect.

A neighbor will stand at your door talking for 20 minutes because she doesn't have time to come in.

Life begins as a quest of the child for the man, and ends as a journey by the man to rediscover the child.

The sight of home looks best after you've traveled hundreds of miles to get away from it.

Half of all home accidents happen in the kitchen, and the family has to eat them.

Ever notice that nothing changes the color of paint like putting it on a wall?