The trouble with giving advice is that others want to return the favor.
I try to figure my adjusted gross income, but no matter how I figure it, it's still gross.
It's not the hours you put in your work that counts, it's the work you put in the hours.
The sight of home looks best after you've traveled hundreds of miles to get away from it.
When you feel neglected, think of the female salmon, who lays 3,000,000 eggs but no one remembers her on Mother's Day.
An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame.