Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn't be done.

Vacation: Two weeks on the sunny sands - and the rest of the year on the financial rocks.

Parents who wonder where the younger generation is going should remember where it came from.

The average tourist wants to go to places where there are no tourists.

Life begins as a quest of the child for the man, and ends as a journey by the man to rediscover the child.

A man can please his wife with a box of candy, surprise her with a bouquet of flowers, and make her suspicious with a gold bracelet.

Half of all home accidents happen in the kitchen, and the family has to eat them.