A man can please his wife with a box of candy, surprise her with a bouquet of flowers, and make her suspicious with a gold bracelet.
Many trees could be saved if the government stopped printing tax forms.
Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.
Nobody's too fat - they're just too short.
The average tourist wants to go to places where there are no tourists.
If you believe the past can't be changed, you haven't read a celebrity's autobiography.