Some people are much like blisters-they don't show up until the work is done.
The trouble with giving advice is that others want to return the favor.
Don't drive as if you own the road; drive as if you own the car.
The sight of home looks best after you've traveled hundreds of miles to get away from it.
"Tell me, doctor, " said the patient, "when I stand on my head, the blood rushes to it. Why doesn't it rush to my feet now?" "That's because your feet aren't empty," said the doctor.
There's no thief like a bad movie.