Don't drive as if you own the road; drive as if you own the car.
Nobody's too fat - they're just too short.
Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn't be done.
Ever notice that nothing changes the color of paint like putting it on a wall?
Fashions come and fashions go, but pockets are usually the same. There's little change in them.
Some people are much like blisters-they don't show up until the work is done.