The reason that so many of us cannot save money is because of our friends. They're always buying something we can't afford.
It's not the hours you put in your work that counts, it's the work you put in the hours.
Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.
The average tourist wants to go to places where there are no tourists.
Highways are full of careless drivers who are always too close in front of you.
On every commercial flight, the traveler is told, "Your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device". The question is, why doesn't the plane just become a boat?