Many trees could be saved if the government stopped printing tax forms.
Two things help to keep one's job. First, let the boss think he's having his own way. Second, let him have it.
Nobody's too fat - they're just too short.
Highways are full of careless drivers who are always too close in front of you.
The reason that so many of us cannot save money is because of our friends. They're always buying something we can't afford.
Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career.