The sight of home looks best after you've traveled hundreds of miles to get away from it.
Many trees could be saved if the government stopped printing tax forms.
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
When you feel neglected, think of the female salmon, who lays 3,000,000 eggs but no one remembers her on Mother's Day.
Some people are much like blisters-they don't show up until the work is done.
Crime in the cities is very discouraging. Apartment house dwellers have locks, bolts, chains and bars on their doors. It takes a tenant longer to get out than a burglar to get in.