A man can please his wife with a box of candy, surprise her with a bouquet of flowers, and make her suspicious with a gold bracelet.
Nothing in the world can replace the modern swimsuit, and it practically has.
Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn't be done.
Half of all home accidents happen in the kitchen, and the family has to eat them.
If you lend someone 20 dollars and never see that person again, it's probably worth it.
The trouble with giving advice is that others want to return the favor.