We are all born into the world with nothing. Everything we acquire after that is profit.
An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame.
As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown up, a credit card does it.
The sight of home looks best after you've traveled hundreds of miles to get away from it.
It's not the hours you put in your work that counts, it's the work you put in the hours.
The average tourist wants to go to places where there are no tourists.