Some people are much like blisters-they don't show up until the work is done.
Success is when your name is in everything but the telephone directory.
The brain is like a TV set; when it goes blank, it's a good idea to turn off the sound.
When you finally go back to your old home, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood.
If you believe the past can't be changed, you haven't read a celebrity's autobiography.
As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown up, a credit card does it.