Success is when your name is in everything but the telephone directory.
When a husband says, "I run things in my home" he may mean the washing machine, the dishwasher and the vacuum cleaner.
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
The brain is like a TV set; when it goes blank, it's a good idea to turn off the sound.
Highways are full of careless drivers who are always too close in front of you.
Don't drive as if you own the road; drive as if you own the car.