"Tell me, doctor, " said the patient, "when I stand on my head, the blood rushes to it. Why doesn't it rush to my feet now?" "That's because your feet aren't empty," said the doctor.

The sight of home looks best after you've traveled hundreds of miles to get away from it.

Life begins as a quest of the child for the man, and ends as a journey by the man to rediscover the child.

Wouldn't you like to weigh what it says on your driver's license?

Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.

A man can please his wife with a box of candy, surprise her with a bouquet of flowers, and make her suspicious with a gold bracelet.

Two things help to keep one's job. First, let the boss think he's having his own way. Second, let him have it.