The trouble with giving advice is that others want to return the favor.
Half of all home accidents happen in the kitchen, and the family has to eat them.
We are all born into the world with nothing. Everything we acquire after that is profit.
Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork.
Parents who wonder where the younger generation is going should remember where it came from.
Ever notice that nothing changes the color of paint like putting it on a wall?