The sight of home looks best after you've traveled hundreds of miles to get away from it.

When you feel neglected, think of the female salmon, who lays 3,000,000 eggs but no one remembers her on Mother's Day.

Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it.

A neighbor will stand at your door talking for 20 minutes because she doesn't have time to come in.

When you finally go back to your old home, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood.

When a husband says, "I run things in my home" he may mean the washing machine, the dishwasher and the vacuum cleaner.

Wouldn't you like to weigh what it says on your driver's license?