Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn't be done.
The brain is like a TV set; when it goes blank, it's a good idea to turn off the sound.
Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.
Highways are full of careless drivers who are always too close in front of you.
We are all born into the world with nothing. Everything we acquire after that is profit.
The trouble with giving advice is that others want to return the favor.