The sight of home looks best after you've traveled hundreds of miles to get away from it.
Half of all home accidents happen in the kitchen, and the family has to eat them.
Ever notice that nothing changes the color of paint like putting it on a wall?
Nothing in the world can replace the modern swimsuit, and it practically has.
Don't drive as if you own the road; drive as if you own the car.
Highways are full of careless drivers who are always too close in front of you.