The sight of home looks best after you've traveled hundreds of miles to get away from it.

In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'.

If we are what we eat, why aren't we new, improved, fat-free, and light.

Many trees could be saved if the government stopped printing tax forms.

On every commercial flight, the traveler is told, "Your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device". The question is, why doesn't the plane just become a boat?

Two things help to keep one's job. First, let the boss think he's having his own way. Second, let him have it.

When you feel neglected, think of the female salmon, who lays 3,000,000 eggs but no one remembers her on Mother's Day.