When you finally go back to your old home, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood.

When a husband says, "I run things in my home" he may mean the washing machine, the dishwasher and the vacuum cleaner.

Nothing in the world can replace the modern swimsuit, and it practically has.

Parents who wonder where the younger generation is going should remember where it came from.

Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career.

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.

The brain is like a TV set; when it goes blank, it's a good idea to turn off the sound.