Highways are full of careless drivers who are always too close in front of you.
I try to figure my adjusted gross income, but no matter how I figure it, it's still gross.
Don't drive as if you own the road; drive as if you own the car.
When a husband says, "I run things in my home" he may mean the washing machine, the dishwasher and the vacuum cleaner.
There's no thief like a bad movie.
Some people are much like blisters-they don't show up until the work is done.