Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork.
Parents who wonder where the younger generation is going should remember where it came from.
Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.
When a husband says, "I run things in my home" he may mean the washing machine, the dishwasher and the vacuum cleaner.
If you lend someone 20 dollars and never see that person again, it's probably worth it.
Crime in the cities is very discouraging. Apartment house dwellers have locks, bolts, chains and bars on their doors. It takes a tenant longer to get out than a burglar to get in.