The sight of home looks best after you've traveled hundreds of miles to get away from it.
Youth is when you think you'll live forever. Old age is when you wonder how you've lived so long.
Nobody's too fat - they're just too short.
A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.
We are all born into the world with nothing. Everything we acquire after that is profit.
President Herbert Hoover returned his salary to the government. His idea caught on, and now we're all doing it.