Half of all home accidents happen in the kitchen, and the family has to eat them.
Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.
Fashions come and fashions go, but pockets are usually the same. There's little change in them.
Highways are full of careless drivers who are always too close in front of you.
"Tell me, doctor, " said the patient, "when I stand on my head, the blood rushes to it. Why doesn't it rush to my feet now?" "That's because your feet aren't empty," said the doctor.
The average tourist wants to go to places where there are no tourists.