Many trees could be saved if the government stopped printing tax forms.
Vacation: Two weeks on the sunny sands - and the rest of the year on the financial rocks.
When you feel neglected, think of the female salmon, who lays 3,000,000 eggs but no one remembers her on Mother's Day.
The average tourist wants to go to places where there are no tourists.
A man can please his wife with a box of candy, surprise her with a bouquet of flowers, and make her suspicious with a gold bracelet.
A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.