Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.
The brain is like a TV set; when it goes blank, it's a good idea to turn off the sound.
The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect.
Half of all home accidents happen in the kitchen, and the family has to eat them.
We are all born into the world with nothing. Everything we acquire after that is profit.
If you believe the past can't be changed, you haven't read a celebrity's autobiography.