Highways are full of careless drivers who are always too close in front of you.

I try to figure my adjusted gross income, but no matter how I figure it, it's still gross.

If you believe the past can't be changed, you haven't read a celebrity's autobiography.

The sight of home looks best after you've traveled hundreds of miles to get away from it.

A man can please his wife with a box of candy, surprise her with a bouquet of flowers, and make her suspicious with a gold bracelet.

Life begins as a quest of the child for the man, and ends as a journey by the man to rediscover the child.

Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn't be done.