"Tell me, doctor, " said the patient, "when I stand on my head, the blood rushes to it. Why doesn't it rush to my feet now?" "That's because your feet aren't empty," said the doctor.
It's not the hours you put in your work that counts, it's the work you put in the hours.
Don't drive as if you own the road; drive as if you own the car.
Nobody's too fat - they're just too short.
The sight of home looks best after you've traveled hundreds of miles to get away from it.
President Herbert Hoover returned his salary to the government. His idea caught on, and now we're all doing it.