Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career.
Success is when your name is in everything but the telephone directory.
Some people are much like blisters-they don't show up until the work is done.
Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.
A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.
Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.