Two things help to keep one's job. First, let the boss think he's having his own way. Second, let him have it.
If we are what we eat, why aren't we new, improved, fat-free, and light.
The reason that so many of us cannot save money is because of our friends. They're always buying something we can't afford.
Success is when your name is in everything but the telephone directory.
We are all born into the world with nothing. Everything we acquire after that is profit.
The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect.