The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect.
I try to figure my adjusted gross income, but no matter how I figure it, it's still gross.
Ever notice that nothing changes the color of paint like putting it on a wall?
Some people are much like blisters-they don't show up until the work is done.
Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.
The sight of home looks best after you've traveled hundreds of miles to get away from it.