Ever notice that nothing changes the color of paint like putting it on a wall?

The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect.

As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown up, a credit card does it.

There's no thief like a bad movie.

Success is when your name is in everything but the telephone directory.

Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn't be done.

Life begins as a quest of the child for the man, and ends as a journey by the man to rediscover the child.