Ever notice that nothing changes the color of paint like putting it on a wall?

The average tourist wants to go to places where there are no tourists.

The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect.

Life begins as a quest of the child for the man, and ends as a journey by the man to rediscover the child.

Crime in the cities is very discouraging. Apartment house dwellers have locks, bolts, chains and bars on their doors. It takes a tenant longer to get out than a burglar to get in.

I try to figure my adjusted gross income, but no matter how I figure it, it's still gross.

Many trees could be saved if the government stopped printing tax forms.