The sight of home looks best after you've traveled hundreds of miles to get away from it.
Many trees could be saved if the government stopped printing tax forms.
Some people are much like blisters-they don't show up until the work is done.
A man can please his wife with a box of candy, surprise her with a bouquet of flowers, and make her suspicious with a gold bracelet.
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
We are all born into the world with nothing. Everything we acquire after that is profit.