The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect.

Many trees could be saved if the government stopped printing tax forms.

Don't drive as if you own the road; drive as if you own the car.

Some people are much like blisters-they don't show up until the work is done.

Success is when your name is in everything but the telephone directory.

Wouldn't you like to weigh what it says on your driver's license?

Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it.