Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.

President Herbert Hoover returned his salary to the government. His idea caught on, and now we're all doing it.

The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect.

Parents who wonder where the younger generation is going should remember where it came from.

Crime in the cities is very discouraging. Apartment house dwellers have locks, bolts, chains and bars on their doors. It takes a tenant longer to get out than a burglar to get in.

The sight of home looks best after you've traveled hundreds of miles to get away from it.

There's no thief like a bad movie.