Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.

Crime in the cities is very discouraging. Apartment house dwellers have locks, bolts, chains and bars on their doors. It takes a tenant longer to get out than a burglar to get in.

Don't drive as if you own the road; drive as if you own the car.

An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame.

President Herbert Hoover returned his salary to the government. His idea caught on, and now we're all doing it.

It's not the hours you put in your work that counts, it's the work you put in the hours.

Success is when your name is in everything but the telephone directory.