Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.

If you believe the past can't be changed, you haven't read a celebrity's autobiography.

In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'.

Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn't be done.

Don't drive as if you own the road; drive as if you own the car.

Two things help to keep one's job. First, let the boss think he's having his own way. Second, let him have it.

President Herbert Hoover returned his salary to the government. His idea caught on, and now we're all doing it.