Highways are full of careless drivers who are always too close in front of you.
"Tell me, doctor, " said the patient, "when I stand on my head, the blood rushes to it. Why doesn't it rush to my feet now?" "That's because your feet aren't empty," said the doctor.
Nobody's too fat - they're just too short.
Vacation: Two weeks on the sunny sands - and the rest of the year on the financial rocks.
We are all born into the world with nothing. Everything we acquire after that is profit.
Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it.