Wouldn't you like to weigh what it says on your driver's license?

On every commercial flight, the traveler is told, "Your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device". The question is, why doesn't the plane just become a boat?

Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn't be done.

President Herbert Hoover returned his salary to the government. His idea caught on, and now we're all doing it.

Many trees could be saved if the government stopped printing tax forms.

Don't drive as if you own the road; drive as if you own the car.

Wouldn't you like to weigh what it says on your driver's license?