If we are what we eat, why aren't we new, improved, fat-free, and light.

The trouble with giving advice is that others want to return the favor.

Two things help to keep one's job. First, let the boss think he's having his own way. Second, let him have it.

Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.

Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn't be done.

The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect.

Some people are much like blisters-they don't show up until the work is done.