Nobody's too fat - they're just too short.
Highways are full of careless drivers who are always too close in front of you.
The sight of home looks best after you've traveled hundreds of miles to get away from it.
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
Parents who wonder where the younger generation is going should remember where it came from.
Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn't be done.