If we are what we eat, why aren't we new, improved, fat-free, and light.

In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'.

A neighbor will stand at your door talking for 20 minutes because she doesn't have time to come in.

If you believe the past can't be changed, you haven't read a celebrity's autobiography.

President Herbert Hoover returned his salary to the government. His idea caught on, and now we're all doing it.

Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it.

Vacation: Two weeks on the sunny sands - and the rest of the year on the financial rocks.