In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'.
Vacation: Two weeks on the sunny sands - and the rest of the year on the financial rocks.
Some people are much like blisters-they don't show up until the work is done.
"Tell me, doctor, " said the patient, "when I stand on my head, the blood rushes to it. Why doesn't it rush to my feet now?" "That's because your feet aren't empty," said the doctor.
Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork.
Parents who wonder where the younger generation is going should remember where it came from.