I try to figure my adjusted gross income, but no matter how I figure it, it's still gross.
Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork.
Wouldn't you like to weigh what it says on your driver's license?
The reason that so many of us cannot save money is because of our friends. They're always buying something we can't afford.
The average tourist wants to go to places where there are no tourists.
Ever notice that nothing changes the color of paint like putting it on a wall?