We are all born into the world with nothing. Everything we acquire after that is profit.
Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.
The average tourist wants to go to places where there are no tourists.
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
Don't drive as if you own the road; drive as if you own the car.
In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'.