As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown up, a credit card does it.

In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'.

Parents who wonder where the younger generation is going should remember where it came from.

Youth is when you think you'll live forever. Old age is when you wonder how you've lived so long.

When you finally go back to your old home, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood.

If you believe the past can't be changed, you haven't read a celebrity's autobiography.

It's not the hours you put in your work that counts, it's the work you put in the hours.