Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career.

Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.

Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn't be done.

Life begins as a quest of the child for the man, and ends as a journey by the man to rediscover the child.

The trouble with giving advice is that others want to return the favor.

Many trees could be saved if the government stopped printing tax forms.

When you feel neglected, think of the female salmon, who lays 3,000,000 eggs but no one remembers her on Mother's Day.