Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career.

In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'.

The brain is like a TV set; when it goes blank, it's a good idea to turn off the sound.

Fashions come and fashions go, but pockets are usually the same. There's little change in them.

Vacation: Two weeks on the sunny sands - and the rest of the year on the financial rocks.

Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.

The reason that so many of us cannot save money is because of our friends. They're always buying something we can't afford.