There's no thief like a bad movie.
The sight of home looks best after you've traveled hundreds of miles to get away from it.
Ever notice that nothing changes the color of paint like putting it on a wall?
A neighbor will stand at your door talking for 20 minutes because she doesn't have time to come in.
Many trees could be saved if the government stopped printing tax forms.
On every commercial flight, the traveler is told, "Your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device". The question is, why doesn't the plane just become a boat?