Half of all home accidents happen in the kitchen, and the family has to eat them.
Highways are full of careless drivers who are always too close in front of you.
Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.
When you feel neglected, think of the female salmon, who lays 3,000,000 eggs but no one remembers her on Mother's Day.
Don't drive as if you own the road; drive as if you own the car.
As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown up, a credit card does it.