Highways are full of careless drivers who are always too close in front of you.
Success is when your name is in everything but the telephone directory.
Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career.
Many trees could be saved if the government stopped printing tax forms.
Youth is when you think you'll live forever. Old age is when you wonder how you've lived so long.
If you believe the past can't be changed, you haven't read a celebrity's autobiography.