The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect.
Success is when your name is in everything but the telephone directory.
The sight of home looks best after you've traveled hundreds of miles to get away from it.
Nobody's too fat - they're just too short.
Some people are much like blisters-they don't show up until the work is done.
Parents who wonder where the younger generation is going should remember where it came from.