Crime in the cities is very discouraging. Apartment house dwellers have locks, bolts, chains and bars on their doors. It takes a tenant longer to get out than a burglar to get in.

Don't drive as if you own the road; drive as if you own the car.

Youth is when you think you'll live forever. Old age is when you wonder how you've lived so long.

There's no thief like a bad movie.

Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork.

Fashions come and fashions go, but pockets are usually the same. There's little change in them.

If you believe the past can't be changed, you haven't read a celebrity's autobiography.