Parents who wonder where the younger generation is going should remember where it came from.

Success is when your name is in everything but the telephone directory.

Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.

As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown up, a credit card does it.

Two things help to keep one's job. First, let the boss think he's having his own way. Second, let him have it.

If you lend someone 20 dollars and never see that person again, it's probably worth it.

Nobody's too fat - they're just too short.