Parents who wonder where the younger generation is going should remember where it came from.

Life begins as a quest of the child for the man, and ends as a journey by the man to rediscover the child.

The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect.

As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown up, a credit card does it.

Youth is when you think you'll live forever. Old age is when you wonder how you've lived so long.

Crime in the cities is very discouraging. Apartment house dwellers have locks, bolts, chains and bars on their doors. It takes a tenant longer to get out than a burglar to get in.

It's not the hours you put in your work that counts, it's the work you put in the hours.