Parents who wonder where the younger generation is going should remember where it came from.

As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown up, a credit card does it.

The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect.

Crime in the cities is very discouraging. Apartment house dwellers have locks, bolts, chains and bars on their doors. It takes a tenant longer to get out than a burglar to get in.

Nothing in the world can replace the modern swimsuit, and it practically has.

Parents who wonder where the younger generation is going should remember where it came from.

The trouble with giving advice is that others want to return the favor.