Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.

When you finally go back to your old home, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood.

Fashions come and fashions go, but pockets are usually the same. There's little change in them.

President Herbert Hoover returned his salary to the government. His idea caught on, and now we're all doing it.

The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect.

Half of all home accidents happen in the kitchen, and the family has to eat them.

Highways are full of careless drivers who are always too close in front of you.