Half of all home accidents happen in the kitchen, and the family has to eat them.
Life begins as a quest of the child for the man, and ends as a journey by the man to rediscover the child.
Highways are full of careless drivers who are always too close in front of you.
Nobody's too fat - they're just too short.
A man can please his wife with a box of candy, surprise her with a bouquet of flowers, and make her suspicious with a gold bracelet.
Nothing in the world can replace the modern swimsuit, and it practically has.