We are all born into the world with nothing. Everything we acquire after that is profit.

Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn't be done.

Fashions come and fashions go, but pockets are usually the same. There's little change in them.

Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it.

Highways are full of careless drivers who are always too close in front of you.

I try to figure my adjusted gross income, but no matter how I figure it, it's still gross.

Half of all home accidents happen in the kitchen, and the family has to eat them.