Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it.
If we are what we eat, why aren't we new, improved, fat-free, and light.
Nobody's too fat - they're just too short.
Parents who wonder where the younger generation is going should remember where it came from.
The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect.
Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.