We are all born into the world with nothing. Everything we acquire after that is profit.

The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect.

When a husband says, "I run things in my home" he may mean the washing machine, the dishwasher and the vacuum cleaner.

Don't drive as if you own the road; drive as if you own the car.

When you finally go back to your old home, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood.

Many trees could be saved if the government stopped printing tax forms.

Ever notice that nothing changes the color of paint like putting it on a wall?