Nothing in the world can replace the modern swimsuit, and it practically has.
A neighbor will stand at your door talking for 20 minutes because she doesn't have time to come in.
Don't drive as if you own the road; drive as if you own the car.
"Tell me, doctor, " said the patient, "when I stand on my head, the blood rushes to it. Why doesn't it rush to my feet now?" "That's because your feet aren't empty," said the doctor.
The trouble with giving advice is that others want to return the favor.
Many trees could be saved if the government stopped printing tax forms.