The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect.
Vacation: Two weeks on the sunny sands - and the rest of the year on the financial rocks.
Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork.
When you finally go back to your old home, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood.
Highways are full of careless drivers who are always too close in front of you.
The trouble with giving advice is that others want to return the favor.