If you believe the past can't be changed, you haven't read a celebrity's autobiography.
The reason that so many of us cannot save money is because of our friends. They're always buying something we can't afford.
Highways are full of careless drivers who are always too close in front of you.
Success is when your name is in everything but the telephone directory.
Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn't be done.
Fashions come and fashions go, but pockets are usually the same. There's little change in them.