Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.

In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'.

Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork.

The brain is like a TV set; when it goes blank, it's a good idea to turn off the sound.

Some people are much like blisters-they don't show up until the work is done.

Highways are full of careless drivers who are always too close in front of you.

A neighbor will stand at your door talking for 20 minutes because she doesn't have time to come in.