Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.

Vacation: Two weeks on the sunny sands - and the rest of the year on the financial rocks.

Highways are full of careless drivers who are always too close in front of you.

Youth is when you think you'll live forever. Old age is when you wonder how you've lived so long.

If we are what we eat, why aren't we new, improved, fat-free, and light.

Wouldn't you like to weigh what it says on your driver's license?

Success is when your name is in everything but the telephone directory.