Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.

"Tell me, doctor, " said the patient, "when I stand on my head, the blood rushes to it. Why doesn't it rush to my feet now?" "That's because your feet aren't empty," said the doctor.

Nothing in the world can replace the modern swimsuit, and it practically has.

On every commercial flight, the traveler is told, "Your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device". The question is, why doesn't the plane just become a boat?

Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.

If you believe the past can't be changed, you haven't read a celebrity's autobiography.

Parents who wonder where the younger generation is going should remember where it came from.