Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork.
The brain is like a TV set; when it goes blank, it's a good idea to turn off the sound.
President Herbert Hoover returned his salary to the government. His idea caught on, and now we're all doing it.
Don't drive as if you own the road; drive as if you own the car.
As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown up, a credit card does it.
Success is when your name is in everything but the telephone directory.