Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career.
Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork.
A neighbor will stand at your door talking for 20 minutes because she doesn't have time to come in.
The sight of home looks best after you've traveled hundreds of miles to get away from it.
The reason that so many of us cannot save money is because of our friends. They're always buying something we can't afford.
Fashions come and fashions go, but pockets are usually the same. There's little change in them.