The trouble with giving advice is that others want to return the favor.
President Herbert Hoover returned his salary to the government. His idea caught on, and now we're all doing it.
Nobody's too fat - they're just too short.
Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it.
On every commercial flight, the traveler is told, "Your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device". The question is, why doesn't the plane just become a boat?
If you believe the past can't be changed, you haven't read a celebrity's autobiography.