Half of all home accidents happen in the kitchen, and the family has to eat them.

The reason that so many of us cannot save money is because of our friends. They're always buying something we can't afford.

Fashions come and fashions go, but pockets are usually the same. There's little change in them.

An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame.

Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.

Half of all home accidents happen in the kitchen, and the family has to eat them.

Nobody's too fat - they're just too short.