Success is when your name is in everything but the telephone directory.
Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork.
Fashions come and fashions go, but pockets are usually the same. There's little change in them.
There's no thief like a bad movie.
Life begins as a quest of the child for the man, and ends as a journey by the man to rediscover the child.
When you feel neglected, think of the female salmon, who lays 3,000,000 eggs but no one remembers her on Mother's Day.