Nobody's too fat - they're just too short.

Life begins as a quest of the child for the man, and ends as a journey by the man to rediscover the child.

Don't drive as if you own the road; drive as if you own the car.

Youth is when you think you'll live forever. Old age is when you wonder how you've lived so long.

If you believe the past can't be changed, you haven't read a celebrity's autobiography.

In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'.

If we are what we eat, why aren't we new, improved, fat-free, and light.