Vacation: Two weeks on the sunny sands - and the rest of the year on the financial rocks.
Youth is when you think you'll live forever. Old age is when you wonder how you've lived so long.
President Herbert Hoover returned his salary to the government. His idea caught on, and now we're all doing it.
It's not the hours you put in your work that counts, it's the work you put in the hours.
Ever notice that nothing changes the color of paint like putting it on a wall?
Many trees could be saved if the government stopped printing tax forms.