The trouble with giving advice is that others want to return the favor.
If we are what we eat, why aren't we new, improved, fat-free, and light.
Wouldn't you like to weigh what it says on your driver's license?
There's no thief like a bad movie.
Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.
A neighbor will stand at your door talking for 20 minutes because she doesn't have time to come in.