Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork.

A man can please his wife with a box of candy, surprise her with a bouquet of flowers, and make her suspicious with a gold bracelet.

Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.

Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.

In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'.

Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it.

Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork.