If you believe the past can't be changed, you haven't read a celebrity's autobiography.
Many trees could be saved if the government stopped printing tax forms.
If you lend someone 20 dollars and never see that person again, it's probably worth it.
Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork.
Some people are much like blisters-they don't show up until the work is done.
A neighbor will stand at your door talking for 20 minutes because she doesn't have time to come in.