Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork.

When you feel neglected, think of the female salmon, who lays 3,000,000 eggs but no one remembers her on Mother's Day.

In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'.

Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.

Parents who wonder where the younger generation is going should remember where it came from.

If we are what we eat, why aren't we new, improved, fat-free, and light.

Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork.