Half of all home accidents happen in the kitchen, and the family has to eat them.
Don't drive as if you own the road; drive as if you own the car.
Some people are much like blisters-they don't show up until the work is done.
Nobody's too fat - they're just too short.
When you feel neglected, think of the female salmon, who lays 3,000,000 eggs but no one remembers her on Mother's Day.
Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career.