Success is when your name is in everything but the telephone directory.
Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.
As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown up, a credit card does it.
Highways are full of careless drivers who are always too close in front of you.
Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork.
We are all born into the world with nothing. Everything we acquire after that is profit.