Ever notice that nothing changes the color of paint like putting it on a wall?
When you finally go back to your old home, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood.
The brain is like a TV set; when it goes blank, it's a good idea to turn off the sound.
The sight of home looks best after you've traveled hundreds of miles to get away from it.
I try to figure my adjusted gross income, but no matter how I figure it, it's still gross.
There's no thief like a bad movie.