The brain is like a TV set; when it goes blank, it's a good idea to turn off the sound.
The trouble with giving advice is that others want to return the favor.
Many trees could be saved if the government stopped printing tax forms.
Don't drive as if you own the road; drive as if you own the car.
Half of all home accidents happen in the kitchen, and the family has to eat them.
As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown up, a credit card does it.