In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'.
When you feel neglected, think of the female salmon, who lays 3,000,000 eggs but no one remembers her on Mother's Day.
Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork.
If we are what we eat, why aren't we new, improved, fat-free, and light.
The brain is like a TV set; when it goes blank, it's a good idea to turn off the sound.
The trouble with giving advice is that others want to return the favor.