The brain is like a TV set; when it goes blank, it's a good idea to turn off the sound.
Nobody's too fat - they're just too short.
If you lend someone 20 dollars and never see that person again, it's probably worth it.
In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'.
Don't drive as if you own the road; drive as if you own the car.
The trouble with giving advice is that others want to return the favor.