Nothing in the world can replace the modern swimsuit, and it practically has.
Ever notice that nothing changes the color of paint like putting it on a wall?
On every commercial flight, the traveler is told, "Your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device". The question is, why doesn't the plane just become a boat?
If you lend someone 20 dollars and never see that person again, it's probably worth it.
Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork.
Success is when your name is in everything but the telephone directory.