I try to figure my adjusted gross income, but no matter how I figure it, it's still gross.
It's not the hours you put in your work that counts, it's the work you put in the hours.
The trouble with giving advice is that others want to return the favor.
In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'.
Many trees could be saved if the government stopped printing tax forms.
Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.