We are all born into the world with nothing. Everything we acquire after that is profit.
If you believe the past can't be changed, you haven't read a celebrity's autobiography.
Half of all home accidents happen in the kitchen, and the family has to eat them.
Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career.
Ever notice that nothing changes the color of paint like putting it on a wall?
Parents who wonder where the younger generation is going should remember where it came from.