Success is when your name is in everything but the telephone directory.

Vacation: Two weeks on the sunny sands - and the rest of the year on the financial rocks.

President Herbert Hoover returned his salary to the government. His idea caught on, and now we're all doing it.

The reason that so many of us cannot save money is because of our friends. They're always buying something we can't afford.

A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.

A man can please his wife with a box of candy, surprise her with a bouquet of flowers, and make her suspicious with a gold bracelet.

The average tourist wants to go to places where there are no tourists.