Success is when your name is in everything but the telephone directory.

The reason that so many of us cannot save money is because of our friends. They're always buying something we can't afford.

Life begins as a quest of the child for the man, and ends as a journey by the man to rediscover the child.

Youth is when you think you'll live forever. Old age is when you wonder how you've lived so long.

The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect.

Many trees could be saved if the government stopped printing tax forms.

Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it.