The brain is like a TV set; when it goes blank, it's a good idea to turn off the sound.

An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame.

Life begins as a quest of the child for the man, and ends as a journey by the man to rediscover the child.

When a husband says, "I run things in my home" he may mean the washing machine, the dishwasher and the vacuum cleaner.

The average tourist wants to go to places where there are no tourists.

The reason that so many of us cannot save money is because of our friends. They're always buying something we can't afford.

A neighbor will stand at your door talking for 20 minutes because she doesn't have time to come in.