A neighbor will stand at your door talking for 20 minutes because she doesn't have time to come in.
Success is when your name is in everything but the telephone directory.
Vacation: Two weeks on the sunny sands - and the rest of the year on the financial rocks.
Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career.
Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork.
Nobody's too fat - they're just too short.