The brain is like a TV set; when it goes blank, it's a good idea to turn off the sound.

Parents who wonder where the younger generation is going should remember where it came from.

An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame.

Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.

Don't drive as if you own the road; drive as if you own the car.

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.

Youth is when you think you'll live forever. Old age is when you wonder how you've lived so long.