Half of all home accidents happen in the kitchen, and the family has to eat them.
Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.
If we are what we eat, why aren't we new, improved, fat-free, and light.
Some people are much like blisters-they don't show up until the work is done.
Highways are full of careless drivers who are always too close in front of you.
Two things help to keep one's job. First, let the boss think he's having his own way. Second, let him have it.