Nothing in the world can replace the modern swimsuit, and it practically has.
Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn't be done.
As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown up, a credit card does it.
Ever notice that nothing changes the color of paint like putting it on a wall?
The average tourist wants to go to places where there are no tourists.
Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career.