The reason that so many of us cannot save money is because of our friends. They're always buying something we can't afford.

As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown up, a credit card does it.

Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.

Many trees could be saved if the government stopped printing tax forms.

Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.

The brain is like a TV set; when it goes blank, it's a good idea to turn off the sound.

Life begins as a quest of the child for the man, and ends as a journey by the man to rediscover the child.