The reason that so many of us cannot save money is because of our friends. They're always buying something we can't afford.

Youth is when you think you'll live forever. Old age is when you wonder how you've lived so long.

The reason that so many of us cannot save money is because of our friends. They're always buying something we can't afford.

When you finally go back to your old home, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood.

Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork.

Parents who wonder where the younger generation is going should remember where it came from.

Highways are full of careless drivers who are always too close in front of you.