If you believe the past can't be changed, you haven't read a celebrity's autobiography.

Two things help to keep one's job. First, let the boss think he's having his own way. Second, let him have it.

In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'.

We are all born into the world with nothing. Everything we acquire after that is profit.

Some people are much like blisters-they don't show up until the work is done.

When you finally go back to your old home, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood.

Youth is when you think you'll live forever. Old age is when you wonder how you've lived so long.