If you believe the past can't be changed, you haven't read a celebrity's autobiography.

The sight of home looks best after you've traveled hundreds of miles to get away from it.

Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn't be done.

On every commercial flight, the traveler is told, "Your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device". The question is, why doesn't the plane just become a boat?

If you believe the past can't be changed, you haven't read a celebrity's autobiography.

Fashions come and fashions go, but pockets are usually the same. There's little change in them.

Ever notice that nothing changes the color of paint like putting it on a wall?