If you believe the past can't be changed, you haven't read a celebrity's autobiography.

Youth is when you think you'll live forever. Old age is when you wonder how you've lived so long.

Two things help to keep one's job. First, let the boss think he's having his own way. Second, let him have it.

When you feel neglected, think of the female salmon, who lays 3,000,000 eggs but no one remembers her on Mother's Day.

If you lend someone 20 dollars and never see that person again, it's probably worth it.

If we are what we eat, why aren't we new, improved, fat-free, and light.

Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it.