Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn't be done.
Don't drive as if you own the road; drive as if you own the car.
An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame.
The brain is like a TV set; when it goes blank, it's a good idea to turn off the sound.
Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork.
Half of all home accidents happen in the kitchen, and the family has to eat them.