The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect.
Half of all home accidents happen in the kitchen, and the family has to eat them.
Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.
Don't drive as if you own the road; drive as if you own the car.
The sight of home looks best after you've traveled hundreds of miles to get away from it.
It's not the hours you put in your work that counts, it's the work you put in the hours.