Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn't be done.
Some people are much like blisters-they don't show up until the work is done.
If we are what we eat, why aren't we new, improved, fat-free, and light.
There's no thief like a bad movie.
Youth is when you think you'll live forever. Old age is when you wonder how you've lived so long.
It's not the hours you put in your work that counts, it's the work you put in the hours.