Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.
Two things help to keep one's job. First, let the boss think he's having his own way. Second, let him have it.
We are all born into the world with nothing. Everything we acquire after that is profit.
Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork.
An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame.
The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect.