If you believe the past can't be changed, you haven't read a celebrity's autobiography.
Half of all home accidents happen in the kitchen, and the family has to eat them.
Don't drive as if you own the road; drive as if you own the car.
The average tourist wants to go to places where there are no tourists.
Success is when your name is in everything but the telephone directory.
Nothing in the world can replace the modern swimsuit, and it practically has.