Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn't be done.
Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it.
If you lend someone 20 dollars and never see that person again, it's probably worth it.
If we are what we eat, why aren't we new, improved, fat-free, and light.
Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.
The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect.