Many trees could be saved if the government stopped printing tax forms.
Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork.
The average tourist wants to go to places where there are no tourists.
Fashions come and fashions go, but pockets are usually the same. There's little change in them.
Ever notice that nothing changes the color of paint like putting it on a wall?
Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn't be done.