How does a guy look at another guy's hairy ass, and find love?

There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out.

You gotta keep falling in love. You gotta believe in it. What are you going to do... give sheep the vote?

AIDS is a horrible disease, and the people who catch it deserve compassion.

There's always 30 or 40 Christians standing around, saying, "It's a shame that he has to die." And Jesus is saying, "Well, maybe I wouldn't have to if somebody would get a ladder and pair of pliers!!"

I'm attracted to heartbreakers.

Rage only works if it is justified. That's the trick with rage. You gotta have a reason to be mad.