I'd rather entertain people than offend them.
The Russians haven't been to the moon. You know why? Because they're space pussies... You really want to impress us? Bring us back our FLAG!
What happened? Satan was busy?
John Goodman isn't fat. He's in a category beyond fat. What does one call it? Whalelike.
I have lived a carnal life.
It occurred to me that there wouldn't be world hunger, if you people would MOVE WHERE THE FOOD IS!!!