How does a guy look at another guy's hairy ass, and find love?

In the 1990s, it's OK to do comedy about the Chernobyl disaster or the Space Shuttle blowing up. It's acceptable to ridicule the Pope or the President of the United States, but God forbid you do a joke... about gays. The gay community is the last sacred cow in this society.

There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out.

John Goodman isn't fat. He's in a category beyond fat. What does one call it? Whalelike.

I guess my main influences are Jesus, rock n roll and ex-wives. In that order.

You gotta keep falling in love. You gotta believe in it. What are you going to do... give sheep the vote?

I have lived a carnal life. My view of life is 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it!' I don't have to go through the thing of paying for it in the next life. I know I'm screwed in the next life.