Jesus is still up in Heaven, thumbing through his Bible, going 'Where did I say build a water slide?'

I'm responsible. I even did a commercial for MTV saying how I was going to register to vote. And I still haven't.

AIDS is a horrible disease, and the people who catch it deserve compassion.

Folks, I've been straight for seventeen days... Not all in a row.

There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out.

I have lived a carnal life. My view of life is 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it!' I don't have to go through the thing of paying for it in the next life. I know I'm screwed in the next life.

Rage only works if it is justified. That's the trick with rage. You gotta have a reason to be mad.