Jesus is still up in Heaven, thumbing through his Bible, going 'Where did I say build a water slide?'
Folks, I've been straight for seventeen days... Not all in a row.
How does a guy look at another guy's hairy ass, and find love?
Obviously I'm not a role model for impressionable youth.
Every generation has someone who steps outside the norm and offers a voice for the unspeakable attitudes of that time. I represent everything that's supposed to be wrong, everything that's forbidden.
Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it.